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Dogs 2017

ANAL ADVANCES
(11/3/17)

as I visit
the doctor
these days

I am happy

I am relieved

that technology
now retrieves
better information
than say

a finger

or an optic
snake
up my ass

I do want
to be sure
that everything
is alright
in the lower
alimentary
canal

but inner
intrusions
are not
welcomed

instead
I give a bit
of blood

shit
in a sack

put it
in the mail

and await
the results
without the residue
of petroleum jelly
in my boxers

thank you
Mr. Science
for delivering
my rectum
inviolate