Dogs 2015

WHERE'S THE FIRE?
(11/6/15)


I'm sorry
officer

I really
am

I'm not
actually
going anywhere
that important

anywhere
that a few
minutes

or even
a few hours

would really
make that
much difference

I just
seem to have
some internal speed
that I need to match
with my vehicular
motion

it's
a madness

I know

there's no
excuse
for it

but
if I poke
along
with the majority
of drivers
I feel as if
I will
explode

constant
velocity
is the only
cure

unfortunately
that velocity
seems to average
about 10 miles
over
the speed limit

which is where
you found me

I'm guilty

there's
no doubt
about it

again
I apologize

a warning?

I really
appreciate
that

slow down?

welll…

yes

of course

at least
until
I'm out
of your sight

have
a good night
officer

I'll just
hurry along