Dogs 2015

WEATHER RULES
(3/4/15)


when
environmental
conditions are
extreme

certain liberties
can usually
be expected
to be taken

late arrivals

early departures

rolling through
stop signs
and lights

parking outside
and across
the lines

common courtesies
overlooked
due to uncomfortable
cold
wind
and/or precipitation

unauthorized conveniences
never considered
on a warm
sunny day
will be taken
to advantage

as if
the Asshole Lamp
had been lit

one accident
however
can reign in
such hubris

nature
has a way
to issue
a heavy
humility warning

slips

wrecks

mishaps
of every
variety
fall heavily
upon the careless

the nonchalant

until the skies
finally clear

and good
manners
shine down
once again