Dogs 2014

BAIT AND SWITCH
(8/28/14)


she was
easily
the most
stunning
female
in attendance

of course
most of us
were guys

she was
smiling

stretching

wobbling
on high
heels

bending
over
in a tight
skirt

hosting
a putting
contest

positioning
the balls
for the contestants

those
focused enough
to sink a putt
were entered
into a drawing
to be held
at the end
of the event

quite
the marketing
ploy
for a manly
oilfield expo

the winners
were announced
as everyone
was exiting
the tradeshow

they were
all
women