Dogs 2013

WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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some
Lexus SUV
pulls a left
right out
into traffic
in front
of me

asshole

I hit
the brakes
then ride
their ass
as they finally
get up
to speed

I'm
on them
through two
traffic lights

the third
is red
so I pull
into the left
turn lane
to get up
right
beside them

even though
I need
to go straight

I'm already
reaching across
to roll down
the passenger
window

(I'm sure
that the Lexus
has automatic
windows)

this bastard
is going to get
a ration
of my wrath

in mid crank
I notice
the driver

blond

in her thirties

sunglasses

hair perfect

she already has
enough
problems

I lean
back
upright
and make
my precious
left turn

to nowhere