Dogs 2011

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WORK WITH A HANGOVER?
(11/21/11)


they are
certainly not
badges
of courage

they could
even
be considered
hazardous
in certain
occupations

but show
me
a person
who can pull
a full shift
while suffering
from the effects
of alcohol
overconsumption
and I'll show you
someone
who will not
call in sick
with
the sniffles

the next
teetotaler
who validates
their absence
with complaints
of a headache
dizziness
and/or nausea
should have
a visit
from Dr. Cuervo

little things
like aches
pains
and amputations
will hardly seem
noteworthy occurrences
after a simple
tequila spike
through their lame
everyday
consciousness

a new
round
of interviews
forthcoming
I foresee
a few additions
to our normal
slate of
prequalifying
questions
for candidates