Dogs 2011

1-800-EAT-SHIT
(11/22/11)


it seemed
very kind
of this person
to give me
some outlet
to vent

especially
after
their low rent
child molester
white van
pulled right out
in front of me
in traffic

I surely
had neither
the time
nor inclination
to stop
and discuss
the matter
with him
or her

I had
to get back
to work

at my desk
I dialed the number
only to hear
the sultry
female voice
of some
adult
phone sex
service

I apparently
was not
going to receive
satisfaction
on either
matter

"If
You Have
A Complaint
About My Driving
Please Dial…"