Dogs 2010

NEW PRODUCT RELEASE
(7/17/10)


you
have
whined
bitched
moaned
and complained
for over
seven years

well
shut
the fuck
up

we have
addressed
your problems
with our platform
(the sane ones
at any rate)
and now have
a new approach
with which
to deliver
all of your
much needed
information

our owner
is recuperating
in the
hospital

our sales
and marketing
sex fiend
has high tailed
along greener
trails
of greed

you
are left
with me

I am
a technician
not a soap
salesman
so you will
be getting
the straight shit
not some song
and shuffle

I have
rewritten
all the copy
without the fluff
and fanfare
to which
your are
accustomed

they
are called
the facts
and they are all
that I feel
qualified
to give
you

deal
with the
real

we want
your business
but do not
want to feel
in need
of a bath
once we
get it

you are
our customers
and we have delivered
what you have
asked

we hope
that our offering
is most useful
in your
endeavors

suck
on it
or die